Lateness, Lies, & Loose Heifers: The Client No-Show Excuses Hall of Fame
A Definitive Ranking of the Best (and Worst) Client Excuses of All Time.
Let’s face it: every clinic has its own personal anthology of client excuses for missed or late appointments. Some are believable. Some are…a stretch. And some are so impressive that you almost want to waive the no-show fee just for the creativity.
Today, we’re ranking the classics – from the ones that make you sigh to the ones that deserve a standing ovation.
Bronze Medal: The “Traffic Was Bad” Classic
Yes, traffic exists. Yes, it happens daily. Yes, Google Maps told you it would take 22 minutes but you gave yourself 5. This excuse is the Starbucks vanilla latte of lateness – basic, predictable, and NOT fooling anyone.
Silver Medal: The Overly Specific Cat Story
“Madam Edith Whiskers was hiding under the bed and I had to bribe her out with exactly three pieces of shredded chicken, but then she bolted into the closet, so I had to move the vacuum, which scared her even more, and then she peed on my shoe…”
Do we believe you? 100%.
Do we still wish you called 40 minutes ago to reschedule? Also, 100%.
Gold Medal: The “Once-in-a-Lifetime” Excuse
These are the ones you simply can’t argue with. The eclipse, the parade, the celebrity sighting, the impromptu town-wide cow escape (true story, probably). You may have missed your dog’s annual vaccines, but at least you got a selfie with a loose heifer.
Honorable Mentions:
- “I forgot I had a dog.” (We’re both worried now.)
- “My phone died, so naturally I couldn’t come in.”
- “I thought it was next Thursday.” (It was Tuesday…of this week…and the client confirmed the appointment…yesterday.)
- “I couldn’t find my shoes.” (Your dog ate them, didn’t they?)
The Worst Excuse Of All Time:
“Well, I just didn’t feel like it.”
Points for honesty? Sure. But this one wins the “Please Don’t Call Us Again” award.
The Best Excuse Of All Time:
One client once told me: “I didn’t come because I found out my cat is actually a girl and I needed time to process.”
We waived the fee.
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