Things I Say to Cats That Make Me Sound Like a Creepy Old Man An ongoing investigation into my own behavior. There’s a very specific version of me that only exists around cats. That version: Speaks in a tone I do not use anywhere else Says things that cannot be...
Things Practice Managers Secretly Think During Meetings Staff meetings in vet med are meant to be productive, collaborative, and informative.And they are.But they are also…an experience. Because while practice managers are leading discussions, reviewing updates, and...
Patients Who Believe They Are Human: A Veterinary Field Guide Every vet clinic sees them… The pets who have somehow decided – through a combination of confidence, poor boundaries, and enthusiastic owners – that they are not animals at all. They are...
A Vet Med Betrayal List A completely unserious ranking of things that have absolutely turned on us. Inspired by that viral Kanye betrayal list that shook the internet, we present the vet med edition – a dramatic, emotional, and slightly unhinged inventory of...
The Twelve Strays of Christmas: Wild Things Clients Bring in During Winter Because nothing says “holiday spirit” like unexpected wildlife in a cardboard box. Winter in vet med is magical…in the sense that strange things magically appear at your clinic door every...
A Veterinarian’s Guide to Surviving December: Step One, Coffee. Because holiday spirit alone won’t get you through this month. December outside the clinic might be all about twinkly lights, peppermint-scented magic, and adorable pets in sweaters. December inside the...
