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Howl-o-ween: The Sounds That Haunt Our Clinics

There are certain sounds that will send a shiver down the spine of anyone who’s worked more than a week in a veterinary clinic.

They’re not in horror movies, they’re not in haunted houses, they’re right here in our world.

 

1. The “So…I Googled It” Opening Line

Like the ominous first notes of a scary soundtrack, you just know this is going to lead to…something.

So…I Googled it, and it says my dog might have…a ghost in his spleen?

 

2. The Client at the Front Desk Whispering…And Then Pointing at You

You can’t hear the words, but you know. The whispering is never about how great your hair looks today.

 

3. The “Thunk” of a Cat Carrier Hitting the Counter

It’s not the sound itself – it’s the silence that follows.

The calm before the claws.

 

4. The Printer Jamming at the Worst Possible Moment

It’s just a piece of paper, but somehow the sound of a jam during a surgical check-in with a packed lobby is the sound of your soul leaving your body.

 

5. The Phone Ringing…for the Fifth Time in 90 Seconds

You just put someone on hold, the line is still flashing, and now there’s another incoming call.

Somewhere, the CSR gods are laughing.

 

6. The Sound of a Dog Vomiting…Somewhere in the Clinic

You don’t know where it is yet. You don’t know how much there is. But you know you’re about to find out.

 

7. The Dreaded “Oh…While You’re Here…”

The noise is subtle – the client’s casual tone, the little shuffle of feet – but the horror is real.

That “quick” nail trim and “just a couple questions” will absolutely derail the rest of your schedule.

 

Closing Thoughts

In vet med, it’s not the jump scares – it’s the little noises that keep us on edge.

So here’s to all of you surviving another day to the soundtrack of vet med life.

May your printers run smoothly, your phone lines be merciful, and your cats…okay, no. The cats will never be merciful.

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